Celebrity Big Brother 2013
This entry was posted on Friday, January 4th, 2013
Frankie Dettori (7.4)
A good ‘character’ as proven on Question of Sport, so may go quite far. There was absolutely no need to gallop into the house however.
Rylan Clark (2.96)
Quite simply everything that is wrong with modern Britain.
Paula Hamilton (48)
I suspect she will be an enormous pain, although if she survives the basement with good grace, her stock could rise.
Tricia Penrose (18.5)
Nice bosoms. That’s about it.
Ryan Moloney (6.8)
Seems like a decent fair-dinkum kind of bloke, and is certainly recognisable to the unemployed layabouts who watch and vote in this drivel. Bland enough to go far, and should cope with the basement well enough too. Our tip at this stage.
Gillian Taylforth (11.5)
She has no chance – her price is far too short. Lay Taylforth. Not lay-by this time.
Sam Robertson (29)
Ooh a real lad. He even hinted he has had sex with lots of women. Get him.
Lacey Banghard (46)
I didn’t watch her interview but suspect she said she is very clever and people shouldn’t assume she is thick because of what she does for a living. And yes, it is her real name.
Claire Richards (10.5)
Expect tears and hissy fits. She is the dark horse, and well worth a bet to finish in the top 3 at 3.
Neil Ruddock (12)
Did well on the footballers Come Dine with Me, although struggled on Celebrity Life Swap where he looked a lowlife. Could go either way.
Ah, an American wearing military garb. Lovely. Why not bring your gun in too mate?